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Episode 506: Eegah!

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(The Bots decide to make Joel into Arch Hall Jr.!)

(Fading into a conversation between Dr Crow and Dr Tom)

[Crow] - ..... Why not try two hands on the club?

[Joel] - Okay, you guys. I'm all set-up in this thing. What was it for, again?

[Tom] - (Sigh!) If you must know, Joel! We're going to surgically alter your face, so you look just like Arch Hall Jr.!

[Joel] - Well, wait a minute. Who's Arch Hall Jr.? ([Crow] - Oh, you know!)

[Crow] - Arch Hall Jr. - The butt-ugly teen-star in today's movie!

[Crow] - Now, this might hurt a bit!

[Tom] - Oh, Dr Gypsy! Patient needs gas!

[Gypsy] - And how are we today? Oh, what a nice big boy you are!

[Gypsy] - He's toast! See you guys in post-op!

[Crow] - (Grrrrrr!) ([Tom] - (Clears his throat) Um, Yes, um, let's get cracking, Dr Tom! Once that gas wears off I don't know how long those restraints will hold.

[Tom] - Don't give it another thought, Dr. Crow. By the time Joel comes to, he'll have no recourse but to take up a career as a wimpy, B-movie actor! (maniacal laughter from both)

[Tom] - You know, doctor, I have a mad posh to start with the Arch hair! ([Crow] - Switching on Arch Hair!)

[Crow] - Ah, and it smells bad, too!

[Crow] - Now, quickly, Dr. Tom, let's smush his face up to look like a sunburned baby!

[Tom] - Smushed, sunburned baby Arch Hall Jr. face, coming up!

[Crow] - Hmm, looking good, Dr. Tom! But he needs that inhuman Play-Doh colored skin! But how?

[Tom] - Don't fret, Dr. Crow! The pigment's on it's way! Watch!

[Crow] - Ha-ha! ([Tom] - Yes!) Ah! The sleeper awakens!

[Crow] - Hurry, he's almost complete! ([Tom] - Oh, boy!) I'll give him the Arch Hall nose and let's get the hell out of here! ([Tom] - Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!)

[Joel] - Ah! But I don't want to look like Arch Hall Jr!

[Tom] - Alas, Babylon! Quick, Gypsy, hit him with the fixative!

[Tom] - It's almost... ([Crow] - It is!) MOVIE SIGN!!!! ([Crow] - Oh my! It's malpractice-sign!!!!)

(Segment Ends)

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