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Episode 501: Warrior of the Lost World

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[Dr F] - Afternoon, Joel... Hello, robot super-pals... If you have a moment, and I assume you do, Frank and I would like to demonstrate an amazing new fitness product.

[Dr F] - It's called the Square Master. You see, the Square Master allows you to maximize your human potential, because Square Master uses one of Nature's most perfect shapes for your perfect shape.

[Dr F] - How does it work? Frank? Square Master allows you to utilize complicated principles of inertia and mass. Simply, efficiently, naturally.

[Dr F] - How? By using natures perfectly balanced muscle resistant: Gravity. That's right. For a beginning anaerobic workout, start with the hands on the outside of the square.

[Dr F] - Then, when you're ready, go inside the Square! Put your feet on the Square!

[Dr F] - Sit on the Square and simulate rowing. As your workout improves, you can link two squares together to form a rectangle - Now you're really working out!

[Dr F] - And for full aerobic conditioning, work on your Shemp area.

[Dr F] - The sweet secret of the Square Master is it's dynamic patented square area.

[Frank] - Exercise working... I can really feel it here. Thank you, Square Master!

[Dr F] - Square Master: $49.95, or three payments of $29.95

[Frank] - It's hip to be square! Your turn, Joel!

(Segment Ends)

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