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Episode 507: I Accuse My Parents

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[Tom] - (Singing) Mad about the boy.... Da-ding, da-de-da-de-dum! Mad about the boy....

[Tom] - (Laughs) What a cute shape on me, huh? Check me out, aye! Woo!

[Crow] - There you go! All done!

[Tom] - Today I am a real-live boy! Mazel tov!

[Joel] - Hey, hi Crow, hi, Tom. Hi, everybody. Welcome to the Satellite of Love.

[Joel] - I'm Joel Robinson. You might remember me as the guy who was accidentally shot into space, and then...

[Joel] - The hell!?! Tom Servo, you're naked!

[Tom] - Naked and beautiful, Joel! The human body in all it's many shapes and sizes is a wonder to behold!

[Tom] - Today I begin anew! No longer Tom Servo, mere robot! I emerge from my metal chrysalis: Tom Servo, real live boy! (laughs!)

[Tom] - Snips and snails and puppy dog tails! That's what Tommy's made of!

[Joel] - Yeah, really!

[Crow] - Um, no. Paint, actually.

[Joel] - Yeah. Tom, I knew this was going to happen sometime. You're experiencing the Pinocchio (syndrome.)

[Tom] - Oh, nonsense, brother! It has always been my dream to be a real-live boy! And now, I am that thing!

[Joel] - But, Tom, why do you want to be a real-live boy? There are billions of real-live boys on Earth. There's only one Tom Servo.

[Tom] - I want to run, and jump, and skin my knees!

[Crow] - Um, you don't have any legs.

[Tom] - I want to catch frogs down at the old swimming hole. ([Crow] - Your arms don't work...)

[Tom] - I want to experience a world of emotions and feelings. ([Crow] - You'll get beat-up, because you're a freak!)

[Magic Voice] - Five seconds until Commercial Sign.

[Tom] - Now I know I'm a real boy - I can hear my heart breaking!

[Joel] - It's okay - It's okay... ([Magic Voice] - Commercial Sign, now.)

[Joel] - Sitting here, smiling - Watching Tommy grow...

[Tom] - Uh, I'm still wet, you know.

[Tom] - Oh, um, I think you're stuck! ([Joel] - Oops!)

(Segment Ends)

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