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Episode 619: Red Zone Cuba

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[Frank] - Oh, Hi, Mike!

[Frank] - Say, have you ever been in deep with the Mob, for, oh, say, fifty large? (laughs)

[Mike] - Ah, no. I don't think so. Is there a problem, or something?

[Frank] - Oh, nothing - nothing. It's just that, well.... (laughs)  I'm in deep to the Mob for 50 large.

[Frank] - (Laughs) Oh well...

[Frank] - (Hearing the doorbell ring, then opening the door) I'll see who... Ah!

(A dark, shadowy figure holding a club is at the door)

[Frank] - Oh, (laughs) you must be here to see TV's Frank! (laughs)

[Frank] - I'll go see if TV's Frank is here. (laughs) Uh, Clay?

[Frank] - Clay, um, there's a Joey "Skinny-legs" Tagliano here to see you.

[Dr F] - Hmm? Joe "Skinny-legs" Tagliano? ([Frank] - Yeah, to see you)

[Dr F] - Did I go to high school with him? I bet that's what it is. I went to high school....

[Dr F] - Joe? Hello? (Dr F is grabbed and is beaten about the head)

[Frank] - I.... Gee, I... Feel kind of bad about this... I (laughs)...

[Frank] - I must admit, I feel partly responsible (laughs)...

[Frank] - Kind of, uh... (laughs) Sort of... (laughs)

(Cuts away to Mike and the Bots, then back to Deep 13)

[Frank] - There, there, Dr F... There, there...

[Frank] - Oh, Hi, guys. Um, your movie today - your movie is, um (leaning in close to Dr F to hear) Red Zone Cuba.

[Frank] - But first, um, there's a short. And then, if Dr Forrester lives thru this, he's going to.... beat the living crap....

[Frank] - (Laughs) Well, enjoy the experiment, guys.

[Frank] - Hey, look, Dr F. I got you something.

[Frank] - Some nuts, and some hard-boiled eggs!

[Dr F] - (Moaning in pain)

(Segment Ends)

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