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Episode 702: The Brute Man

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[Crow] - Ah, should I be sitting astride you, with my warm and nurturing hindquarters , or anything?

[Tom] - No, no, I'm just fine....

[Mike] - Howdy-do, Crow. Hey, have you see Tom around anywhere?

[Tom] - Hi, Mike!..... I'm in here! (laughs)

[Mike] - Hey! Tom! How you doing? You okay in there?

[Tom] - Oh, more than okay, Mike! I'm floating in a sea of warm nutrients, and I'm all set to begin my twenty-one day gestation period!

[Tom] - I want to experience the miracle of chicken-birth, Mike.

[Crow] - Yeah, plus there's a huge market for them egg-hatching movies. So we got, uh, Cambot filming the whole thing.

[Mike] - ([Tom] - Yep! Yep!) Yeah, that's, uh, that's great.

[Mike] - Uh, you know, it really is beautiful, too, Tom. But I wish you'd told me about it before you did this.

[Tom] - Really? Why?

[Mike] - Well, you're the, uh, the only one that... Hello? (knocks on the egg)

[Tom] - Yeah. Go on with your story.

[Mike] - Well, I was going to say, you know, three weeks without you. I mean, you're the only one I depend on for any kind of urbane conversation.

[Tom] - Well, I understand, Mike, but it's too late now. Just put me in a warm place - soak me in some enzymes...

[Mike] - Na! You know what, I've got to get you out of there.

[Tom] - No no, Mike! Mike, I'm not ready to hatch! ([Crow] - Be careful!) I'm not fully formed, Mike! Please!

[Mike] - Ewe! What a mess! We'll be right back.

[Crow] - I'll go get a whole bunch of paper towels!

[Mike] - Right, right.. Bounty...

[Tom] - Oh boy. Oh!

(Segment Ends)

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