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Episode 208: The Lost Continent

Host Segment

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[Tom] - Hey, there's a ship coming into range.

[Joel] - Willowkers, he's right! Cambot, give me rocket number 9, pronto!

(A house/ship approaches the SOL, hailing it with a doorbell!)

[Hugh Beaumont] - (Hex field view screen opens) Hello boys.

[Joel and the Bots] - Hugh Beaumont!?!

[Hugh Beaumont] - Oh, come on. Call me dad.

[Joel] - Gee, Sir, I mean, Dad... What are you doing here?

[Hugh Beaumont] - Well, you see, boys, ah, I'm one of the four horseman of the apocalypse, and, um, I come bearing a message of unholy death.

[Joel and the Bots] - Oh.... Huh!?!?

[Hugh Beaumont] - That's right. I'm really going to give you the business. Destroy you, your world, and all that you know. But first, a stern talking-to.

[Hugh Beaumont] - You know, you boys shouldn't be so hard on that movie. A lot of people worked quite hard to bring that movie to you...

[Crow] - Gee, I guess we shouldn't be so quick to judge others, then, huh?

[Hugh Beaumont] - That's right, Crow...

[Crow] - (Aside) He bought it! What a jerk!

[Hugh Beaumont] - Well, I'm glad we learned a little lesson, then. Well, it's time to die. (Hugh lights his pipe. A huge flame shoots from it!)

[Joel] - Gee, sir, I mean, Dad. Why must you kill all life and matter?

[Hugh Beaumont] - (Puts out his Pipe Of Death)

[Tom] - Yeah! Can't you give us another chance?

[Crow] - Oh, please, Dad. Don't kill us, and take our souls to the afterworld, and stuff.

[Hugh Beaumont] - Boys, I... I think I owe you an apology. I guess your mother and I got so wrapped up in this apocalypse thing I didn't have time to think how you felt.

[Tom] - Well, then you're not going to destroy us?

[Hugh Beaumont] - Oh, I don't see how I could. Well, I've got to get going. I've got to catch up to Fred MacMurray and the boys. They're about to destroy Earth.... Drink your milk. (Hex field view screen closes)

[Joel] - What a sweet guy....

(Segment ends)

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