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[Dr F] - Ah! You're here!
[Dr F] - Hello. Welcome. I'm Dr Clayton Forrester. And soon, you will all bow down before me.
[Dr F] - What you're about to see is an experiment....
[Dr F] - And by observing, you have become part of that experiment.
[Dr F] - For I have shot a man into space, and have been driving him crazy...
[Dr F] - Forcing him to watch the worst movies ever made! (laughs)
[Dr F] - (Pets, then drops his three-headed pet into a tank of acid)
[Dr F] - This is my test-subject: Mike Nelson...
[Dr F] - A disgustingly mild-mannered dope, who's managed to survive every film I've subjected him to.
[Dr F] - But perhaps... this movie... will drive him to the breaking point...
[Dr F] - And crush his soul...
[Dr F] - And then, I'll unleash it on an unwitting public!
[Dr F] - And then, I WILL RULE THE WORLD! YES! (laughs maniacally)
[Dr F] - Well... (clears throat) You will join Mike in watching the Universal classic, This Island Earth.
[Dr F] - Now, prepare yourself for my maddest madness yet!
[Dr F] - (Throws a large switch, sparks are thrown, then the screen goes black) Oh, poopie!!!
(End Segment)
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