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Episode 524: 12 to the Moon

Short: Design for Dreaming

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[Nuveena] - And now, the dream cars of tomorrow!

[Crow] - With Jackie Gleason - Audrey Meadows!

[Crow] - Bonnie and Clyde's death car!!!! ([Man] - The magnificent El Dorado Towncar, by Cadillac!) ([Nuveena] - Ensemble, by Christian Dior, of Paris.)

[Mike] - Mmm. I don't like either... You?

[Tom] - With Art Carney, and Joyce Randolph...

[Crow] - Fonzies death-car!

[Mike] - (Very fem) Aeeeeeeee... ([Tom] - (laughs)) ([Man] - Buick present, the sleek Centurion!) ([Nuveena] - Driving coat by Montesano, of New York.)

[Mike] - Pregnant woman and schnauzer, optional!

[Crow] - Entire production supervised by Jackie Gleason.

[Man] - Oldsmobile's elegant Golden Rocket! ([Nuveena] - Sports outfit by Pat Primo of Los Angeles)

[Tom] - The Closed-Three-Plants Car! ([Crow] - (giggles))

[Mike] - Executive Producer, Jack Philbin!

[Crow] - The Schick Electric Razor Car!!! ([Man] - Pontiac's Club DeMer - Open to the Skies!) ([Tom] -DeMered?) ([Crow] -Fish-Club?) ([Nuveena] - Costume by Emilio, of Capri.)

[Mike] - Unfettered avarice, by Madison Avenue.

[Tom] - In, The Honeymooners!!!

[Crow] - ERRRRRRRRRRR ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! ([Man] - Chevrolet's Impala - Graceful and swift!) ([Nuveena] - Silk-casual, by Digby Morton, of London.)

[Mike] - Clown suit by Bargain Clown of Hollywood.

[Tom] - ([Crow] - Huh?) Oh, this is what happens when you go to a car show with Michael Crawford. [---ClickMe---]

[Man] - And last of all, designed for the electronic highway of the future..... ([Tom] - Yes?)

[Man] - ([Tom] - Oh!) The fabulous, turbine-powered Firebird II!

[Crow] - The Extension-Of-My-Manhood Car!

[Mike] - Your deal with the Devil is now complete!

[Tom] - Ah! Dracul! (makes bat-flying sounds)

[Crow] - Stockard Channing IS Peter Pan!

[Tom, as Nuveena] - Do you have it in red?

[Mike, as Man] - That's a six-week delivery, M'am!

[Tom, as Man/Devil] - Yes-yes! Step in! Yes. Yes, come on! Step in. Here's a Mink! Yes, go ahead!  Take the wheel! Yes, yes, yes....(laughs an evil laugh). ([Mike] -Don't do it!)

[Tom, as Man] - Atomic batteries to power.....

[Nuveena] - Why, it's you!

[Mike/Tom/Crow] - Who!?!

[Man] - Firebird II to Control Tower... We are about to take-off on the Highway of Tomorrow.... Stand by...

[Tom, as Nuveena] - You sweet-talker!

[Mike, as Man] - Look, Dead Raccoon of Tomorrow...

[Nuveena] - (singing) Tomorrow! Tomorrow! ([Tom, as Elmer Fudd] - With my sword and magic helmet.....)

[Mike, as Man] - That's where President Barbi Benton lives, with Prime Minister Jm J Bullock.

[Man] - (singing) Together.... Together... ([Tom] - (making Jetsons car sounds as little vehicles whiz around the Highway of Tomorrow)

(End Segment)

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