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Episode 812: The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living And Became Mixed-up Zombies

Host Segment

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[Mike] - So, what you're saying, Crow, is that using Servo's head as the crystal ball, you can tap into the infinite power of the universe, and read my aura... Tell my future... All this for only 50 cents? ([Crow] - Exactly!)

[Crow] - ([Mike] - Oh, great! I'm - I'm into that, actually. (Mike plunks down 50 cents)) Great! Great! Well, I promise, Mike, you will be amazed! ([Tom] - Uh-huh!)

[Crow] - OK, OK, um... Some music, Servo.. We've got to have the right atmosphere....

[Tom] - (Begins to hum a mystical tune)

[Crow] - OK... OK... We're tapping into your aura, now.... Lift up your arms, Michael J. Nelson - Close your eyes... Tapping into your aura now... Open yourself up, let it flow out...

[Crow] - Tapping into your aura now... Tapping into... SERVO, GRAB THE MONEY AND RUN!!! (Dashes off-camera)

[Tom] - (Caught completely off-guard) I can't, Crow! ([Crow] - Run! Come on!) I can't run, you see... Oh, that stupid, son of a.... (Notices Mike still standing there)

[Tom] - Ahhh! Mike, um... Yes, we're still tapping... Tapping into those mystical realms of.... (nervous laughs)

[Tom] - (His head begins tap dancing around as he sings) ([Mike] - So, all this, um...)

[Mike] - Everything here, for - for fifty cents?!

[Tom] - (Ashamed) I know... (sobs) I'm sorry.

[Mike] - Because if you want fifty cents, I'll give you fifty cents! ([Tom] - No! No! No-no) I mean, you don't have to put curtains up. ([Tom] - Please, don't, Mike!) It must have taken you hours. You don't have to do that "Aaaaaaa" Here's the fifty cents, right here. ([Tom] - Okay!)

[Mike] - Take it. (To camera) We'll be right back.

[Tom] - HEY, CROW! WE GOT THE MONEY! WOO-HOO-HOOOO! ([Crow] - Nice score, man!)

[Mike] - (Just shakes his head)

(Segment ends)

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