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Invention Exchange
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[Dr F] - (Gassing Frank)

[Frank] - (Breathing deeply) Mommy! Mommy! Don't look at me! Don't ever look at me!!!! (Frank then passes out)
[Dr F] - And don't drool this time!

[Dr F] - (To Joel) Well, hello, Booby. This week's invention exchange is an exciting foray into the field of self-surgery, much in keeping with the theme of today's film.


[Dr F] - Operation! The goofy game for dopey doctors.

[Dr F] - (Reading from a card) Remove wrenched ankle.

[Dr F] - (starts to remove an organ from Frank, using large clamps)

[Frank] - (Wakes up) Noooooooo! Why! Why! ([Dr F] - (Hits Frank on the head with a hammer.) Thank you!

[Dr F] - And it's all in the name of science, you know. But if you touch the sides.....

[Frank] - (Being shocked) Nooooooooooooo! ([Dr F] - (Hits Frank on the head with a hammer.) Thank you!

[Dr F] - Well, you get the idea, don't you?

[Dr F] - (Threatening with a hammer) Don't you!
(Cuts away to Joel's invention, then back down to Deep 13)

[Frank] - Oh, I'm feeling much better now.

[Dr F] - Can it, Frank!

[Dr F] - (Clamps the large tweezers onto the metal edge of the wishbone opening)
[Frank] - Ahhhhh! Ahhhhhh - Ahhhhh!

(Segment ends)
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