A Mystery Science Theater 3000 Site

In Operation Since September 26, 1999

You are visitor number

  


This Update As Of:

7/12/2001


(Note: If the previous weeks images are shown, click the Reload / Refresh button on your browsers toolbar) 

Episode 206: The Ring Of Terror

Invention Exchange

---------------------------

[Dr F] - (Gassing Frank)

[Frank] - (Breathing deeply) Mommy! Mommy! Don't look at me! Don't ever look at me!!!! (Frank then passes out)

[Dr F] - And don't drool this time!

[Dr F] - (To Joel) Well, hello, Booby. This week's invention exchange is an exciting foray into the field of self-surgery, much in keeping with the theme of today's film.

[Dr F] - All you need is a willing subject, a can of nitrous oxide, and an oversized version of the game Operation.

[Dr F] - Operation! The goofy game for dopey doctors.

[Dr F] - (Reading from a card) Remove wrenched ankle.

[Dr F] - (starts to remove an organ from Frank, using large clamps)

[Frank] - (Wakes up) Noooooooo! Why! Why! ([Dr F] - (Hits Frank on the head with a hammer.) Thank you!

[Dr F] - And it's all in the name of science, you know. But if you touch the sides.....

[Frank] - (Being shocked) Nooooooooooooo! ([Dr F] - (Hits Frank on the head with a hammer.) Thank you!

[Dr F] - Well, you get the idea, don't you?

[Dr F] - (Threatening with a hammer) Don't you!

(Cuts away to Joel's invention, then back down to Deep 13)

[Frank] - Oh, I'm feeling much better now.

[Frank] - Um, say, could you get me a glass of juice, with one of those, um, little bendy straws on it. I love those....

[Dr F] - Can it, Frank!

[Dr F] - (Clamps the large tweezers onto the metal edge of the wishbone opening)

[Frank] - Ahhhhh! Ahhhhhh - Ahhhhh!

[Dr F] - Well, Joel, today's film is a plotless little peccadillo called Ring of Terror. It's about some of the oldest medical students in history. Chomp on it, but don't choke!

(Segment ends)

Join the  mailing list!
If you would like to link to my site, you can use the little banner above!

Click for

Win 95 / Win 98 Replacement Boot / Shutdown Screens

Click HERE for Screen Replacement Instructions.

     Download the entire segment audio clip!   

(If you choose to use any of these images on your MST3k web page, I would appreciate any mention.)

 

A feature brought to you by

E-Mail ME and offer your comments or suggestions!

Visit my wish list.