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Episode 601: Girls Town

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[Crow] - Mike, how come woman don't look like Mamie Van Doren anymore?

[Mike] - They do, it's just that styles have changed, so you don't hear about them.

[Tom] - ([Crow] - Oh...) Huh. So, woman who look the most like the new style are considered the cool ones?

[Mike] - It's stupid, but yeah...

[Crow] - So, say it's 1953, and I happen to look like Twiggy. I'd have to keep my job at the cleaners until I became stylish in the 60's?

[Mike] - Yeah, I guess so. You know, It's all up to the media. They go and change styles without consulting us. They think it's funny.

[Crow] - So, in the future, it might be stylish for women to have wings? ([Tom] - Say!) Oh, hey! Wow, hey! Start sketching, Mike!

[Tom] - Yeah! ([Crow] - Yeah!) Grab that sketch pad ([Mike] - Okay.) ([Crow] - Okay!)

[Crow] - ([Tom] - Let's see...) ([Mike] - D'ah, Okay!) Women in the future.... ([Tom] - Women...) Women in the future.... ([Tom] - Women - Women...)  Ah, basic women. Okay, um, huge ferocious wings...

[Tom] - Good! ([Crow] - Um, fire....) Great! ([Crow] - Yeah.)

[Tom] - You know, I think in the future women will adorn themselves with Mexican tiles. They're stylish, yet easy to maintain.

[Crow] - Oh, that's too far into the future. ([Tom] - Sure.) Ah, okay, Nelson. Add on huge eyelids. ([Tom] - Yeah!) Big enough to roll-up in and hide out.

[Tom] - Oh yeah, and power take-off!

[Crow] - Ah, she's got to have power take-off!

[Tom] - And an air conditioned cab.

[Crow] - A lotion dispenser. ([Tom] - A complete swing set.)

[Crow] - Cadillac's patented Northstar System! (Tom / Crow) Never needs oil!

[Magic Voice] - Commercial Sign in fifteen seconds...

[Crow] - Oh, man. We've got to go. What have you got there, pal?

[Mike] - Well, you guys. I have a feeling that in the future, women will pretty much look like (All together) Mamie Van Doren!

[Tom] - ([Mike] - Right) ([Crow] - Sure!) Sure... Yeah, you make a good point, my friend. Now, throw some wings on her, you sly boots!

[Crow] - And power take-off! I can't tell you how much I believe in that power take-off!

[Tom] - And in response to media pressure, women will dress like pencils!

(End of segment)

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