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Episode 104: Women of the Prehistoric Planet

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[Dr F] - Larry and I have developed a new chain of fast food restaurants, with very low overhead, because we don't cook our food.

[Larry] - Because frying and broiling takes out a lot of the nutrients. (Snicker)

[Dr F] - Yes, um, if your body likes another body, why don't you try one of our burgers a-natural. It's, um,  ripped from the bone to your plate in seconds! It's called Clay and Lar's Flesh Barn. (Laugh)

[Dr F] - Um, make with the lyrics, Larry. ([Larry] - Okay.)

[Larry] - If you're tired of the same old fare, you've got a friend in Clay and Lar...

[Larry] - All our meat is guaranteed rare, because we don't cook it.

[Dr F] - You see, cooking takes out all the flavor!

[Larry] - If you're tired of cooking at home, try our meat right off the bone. If you listen, you can hear it moan, because we don't cook it.

[Dr F] - Stunned, killed, right at your table - Eviscerated! Very fresh!

[Larry] - Now, there's no need for you to drive thru. Our fresh meat will walk out to you. You'll say HI, he'll say MOO! It's Clay and Lar's Flesh Barn!

[Dr F] - Fifteen locations to serve you. Now in Altoona!

(End of segment)

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