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Episode 307: Daddy-O

Host Segment

Joel sings the Pants Up song, making fun of Daddy-O's star.

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Complete Audio File

[Joel] - Hey everybody! Do the Pants Up song!

[Joel] - Dad n Lad, Farrah, Levis, Bugle Boys, Sans-a-Belt, Chinos, Haggar, Ban-Lon...

[Joel] - Arnold Palmer, Ranglers, Johnny Carsons, Toughskins - No pants are higher than mine! Ah! Ho! Look out! Can't touch this!

[Joel] - Hike up your britches, super high now. Cut off the circulation, to your thighs now. Yank your trousers higher than Corey Haim - Oh, wow!

[Joel] - ([Tom] - Ha! Ha! Yeah!) 'Cause it ain't hip 'til you're in total pain! ([Tom] - Woooooo! Yeah!)

[Joel] - Hike up your pants 'til you see your shins. Wear an Izod shirt like a second skin. Make sure you wear your belt buckle to the side...

[Joel] - Hike up your pants - Take your butt cheeks for a ride! ([Tom] - Hey!)

[Joel] - Hike...Hike...Hike...Up your Chinos! Hike...Hike...Hike...Up your Farrahs! Hike...Hike...Hike...Up your Haggars! Hike up your britches like mine!!

[Joel] - Take it, Frank! ([Tom] - Woo!)

[Frank] - Hike! Hike! Hike! Hike your pants up!

[Frank] - (Notices Dr F giving him the evil eye.) Hike...Hike...Hike...With the thing and the... Hike...Hike...Hike...with the...the football...

Frank] - Hike... Hike... Take it, Doctor!

[Dr F] - I'm not taking anything, Frank!

[Dr F] - (While Frank still sings) Here, I'll take these... (Grabs Frank's pants and pull them up over his head, tying them closed.)

[Dr F] - (To Joel) And you! Pants Weasel! Get on with it! (Frank continues to sing thru his zipper) Zip it, Frank!

[Joel] - Hike...Hike...Hike...Up your Ban-Lons!

[Joel] - Hike...Hike...Hike...Up your Roebucks!

[Joel] - Hike...Hike...Hike...Up your Tough-Skins! Hike up your britches like mine - Ha!

[Joel] - Hike up your britches like mine - Ha! Hike up your britches like mine - Ha! Oh yeah! Look out!

[Joel] - Hike up your britches like mine! Jump back! Kiss myself! ([Tom] - Um, Joel, we've got commercial sign. Joel? Joel?) I can't come back! I don't know how it works! ([Crow] - Um,  Joel!)

[Joel] - (Stuck in an infinite loop of the lyric and hand gestures for "Hike up your britches like mine!)

[Crow] - Joel, commercial sign! Snap out of it, Buddy! ([Tom] - Oh no! He's vapor locked! Hit the button, Crow! Hit the button!) I'll get it! (Hits button with his beak)

(End of segment)

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