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Episode 202: The Sidehackers

Host Segment

Joel sings "The Sidehacker Song"

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Complete Audio File

[Joel] - Alright, well. We've got a really neat treat for you guys. We've worked on some heavy charts about Sidehacking.

[Joel] - Cambot, I want you to run that race footage in there, on the, um, chroma key.

[Joel] - Okay, you guys - Vamp! Yeah, I'm trapped up in outer space. Sometimes my life feels like a big pile of nothing. So what? Word! I live with it, dig it? But anyway, me and my bloods would like to wail out a song about our friends, the Sidehackers, and it goes like this.

[Joel] - Sidehacking is the thing to do, and it doesn't hurt to have a low I.Q. Take your life, your love, and a little luck - Big-bang prize is twenty-five bucks.

[Joel] - Sidehack will quench your danger thirst. The stupid ones always seem to come in first. Yeah!

[Joel] - Sidehacking is one big bash. The favorite sport of cheap white trash...

[Joel] - When you're on your Sidehack make sure you don't slip. You'll end up with five metal pins in your hip...

[Joel] - Lean way back till you'll scrape your butt. Make it look like a quarter pound of ground chuck. Yeah!

[Joel] - Oh, Sidehack it, Crow!

[Crow] - (Tears it up on the guitar) ([Joel] - (Fanning the guitar) Woo!) ([Tom] - Awe, go, Crow!)

[Joel] - It's the sport that attracts a lot of racing fools. A lot of people get hurt 'cause there are no rules...

[Joel] - All you need is a toxic land fill. A cycle and a sidecar and an urge to kill.

[Joel] - Better get with the sport 'cause it won't last long. The founders of the sport are laid at Forest Lawn.

(End of segment)

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