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Joel and the Bots sing "The Annoying Cornjob Song"
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[Tom] - Hey! We're gonna ride our bicycle...
[Tom / Crow] - We're gonna go and have some fun...
[Tom / Crow/ Joel] - We're gonna fill our hearts with love. When we ride our bicycle.
[Tom / Crow / Joel] - When we ride our bike.
(The kid shoots Cornjob's scarf with a dart gun)
(The scarf, which was hanging outside, flies in thru a window and sticks to a wall)
[Tom / Crow / Joel] - Why did they have to shoot my scarf? I am the twisted lonely guy...
[Joel] - Oh, for fun! I can't help but love those kids! ([Tom] - Let's watch the kids go to their fate...)
[Tom] - They'll disappear into the woods...
[Tom] - It will be days before they're found. Cornjob will be blamed. (laughs)
[Tom / Crow / Joel] - We are filled with shame!
[Joel] - Now back to our show! ([Tom] - Sorry...)
(End of segment)
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