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Episode 523: Village of the Giants

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Complete Audio File

(Dr F decides to lay off Frank)

[Tom] - Whoa! Heads up, guys. We've got something's coming in on the hexfield! ([Mike / Crow] - Whoa. / Whoa!)

[Mike / Tom / Crow] - Frank? / Frank? / Frank!

[Frank] - Hey, hi, guys. Hey, you've got to help me out, man.

[Mike] - Frank, where are you?

[Frank] - Oh, I'm in the janitor's closet. I was supposed to be out of Deep 13 a while ago and Dr Forrester's hassling me for phone money.

[Mike] - Oh, man. That's rough, man.

[Frank] - Say, would you guys, um, sign my unemployment thing, for unemployment, that says I've been seeking employment, and stuff. Could you make like I applied for a job here?

[Mike] - Well, Frank, that's fraud. I mean, I guess we'd at least have to, um, interview you for a position. ([Crow] - Even though we're not really hiring at this time.)

[Frank] - Okay. Go ahead. Shoot.

[Tom] - Okay, Mr Frank. Um, describe some of the challenges you met in your last job.

[Frank] - Well, Dr Forrester would kill me a lot, so time management was really crucial. ([Tom] - ("MMmm-ing" acknowledgements))

[Crow] - You're not going to have babies, are you? ([Mike] - Crow!!) What?

[Tom] - Well, now, tell me about your interpersonal style.

[Frank] - Well, I, um... I have a hard time, um.... communicating... with people. And I, um, tend to settle disagreements through violence.

[Tom] - ([Mike] - Oh!) Mmmm. I see. Yeah.

[Frank] - Oh, and I pilfer from all my employers!

[Dr F] - ([Tom] - Oh, well....) (knocking at the janitor's closet door)  Frank? Frank!!!!

[Frank] - Dr Forr... ([Dr F] - You come out of there right now, Frank!!!) Dr Forrester, I'm *in* here!

[Frank] - Ah.... Man... I'm at a total crossroads in my life..... Say, this burrito's *really* good!

(Hexfield viewscreen closes)

[Mike and the Bots] - Good luck, Frank! Bye, Frank... Wow...(whistles "wow")

[Mike] - Frank's looking really rough! ([Tom] - Mm-hmm!)

[Crow] - Well, we could always create a position for him.

[Tom] - Huh. I've got a position for him! ([All] - We've got Movie Sign!!!!)

(End of segment)

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