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Episode 304: GAMERA VS. BARUGON

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[Tom] - ...Now, let's see if we can get this on... Um, (typing) CD, slash, W P 5 1, return... Ah criminies! Stupid clones! I really miss my Mac. Hey Crow, what's this mean, "Too many parameters, hyphen, W P 5 1?"

[Crow] - (Reading Byte) What? Oh. Oh... ([Tom] - Come, look) Oh, you used a forward slash instead of a backslash.

[Tom] - A what? Oh, oh, okay. (typing) CD *Backslash* W P 5 1, return.

[Magic Voice] - Thirty seconds to commercial sign...

[Tom] - Oh, this is rich! "Bad command or filename." Why, they expect you to be a machine to operate this machine!

[Crow] - Oh, and I suppose you'd prefer a little animated clown, who would juggle over to the little file cabinet, and then wink at you, and point to the right drawer?

[Tom] - Yeah, sure! At least I don't have to have a photographic memory to get my Mac to work!

[Joel] - Both user interfaces work perfectly well, it's really just a matter of the individual's personal preferences. We think the joke will be on Tom Servo and Crow.

[Tom] - Now here, the problem with the IBM and compatibles is that they lack the elegance and intuitive nature of the Mac. Mac products are reliable, proven and they *always* work!

[Crow] - Oh yeah? What about System 7?

[Tom] - IT'S COMING! IT'S COMING! OKAY!? THERE WERE A FEW BUGS IN IT, OKAY!? Boy!

[Joel] - You can have a LOT of fun with people hopelessly mired in computer nuances. Watch this.

[Joel] - Hey, has anybody seen the mouse for my Amiga?

[Tom / Crow] - AMIGA!?! / AMIGA!?! Oh, come on! / There's a machine for you!!! / Woo!

[Crow] - ([Tom] - (Laughs)) Yeah. Hey, has anyone seen my Fat Angus drive? ([Joel] - See what I mean?) ([Tom] - That's cute! I think they used cow chips instead of ram chips in these things - piece of garbage...) ([Magic Voice] - Commercial sign in 5...4...3...2... Commercial Sign now...)

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