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Episode 307: Daddy-O

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Complete Audio File

[Dr F] - Push the button, Frank.

[Frank] - (Pushes the button)



(The screen shrinks and the credits and end theme music begin to roll. Moments later, Deep 13 reappears on the screen!)

[Dr F] - What the Sam-scratch is going on here?!

[Frank] - He's playing with the buttons! ([Dr F] - Oh!) Isn't that cute?

[Dr F] - (Moving the Miracle Growth Baby away from the keyboard) Here... Here... Come on.. Come on... Come on. Come on. Push the button, Frank!

[Frank] - ([Dr F] - That's a good boy. Come on. There you go! Oh, he's walking!) Ahhh... (Pushes the button)



(The screen shrinks and the credits and end theme music begin to roll. Moments later, Again, Deep 13 reappears on the screen.)

[Frank] - (Just looking at the camera and feeling very unsure.)

[Dr F] - (Walks out, also looking at the camera, and appearing very confused.)

[Frank] - I think it's on...

[Dr F] - I think so.......... Push the button, Frank.

[Frank] - (Very slowly pushes the button)



(The screen shrinks and the credits and end theme music begin to roll. Moments later, Again, Deep 13 reappears on the screen.)

[Frank] - Um, Dr Forrester. (nervous laugh) It's not working... (whispers) It's not working...

[Dr F] - Well, no wonder. You...Your baby's got strained carrots all over the keyboard. Um, you're just going to have to hold the key down, Frank. I've got to go and change him.

[Frank] - But he's got to *want* to change!

[Dr F] - Just hold the button down, Frank...

[Frank] - (Pushes the button)



(The screen shrinks and the credits and end theme music begin to roll. Moments later, Again, Deep 13 reappears on the screen.)

[Frank] - (Releases the button to drink some coffee)

[Dr F] - FRANK!( [Frank] - (Does a major spit-take!))

[Frank] - (Pushes the button)



(The screen shrinks and the credits and end theme music begin to roll. Moments later, Again, Deep 13 reappears on the screen.)

[Frank]- YOU'VE got the problem! I'm only paying you half-price for that, because it took you over 30 days to burrow here with that pizza.

[Dr F] - Frank....

[Frank] - (Tosses his cash into the air, quickly pressing the button)



(The screen shrinks and the credits and end theme music begin to roll. Moments later, Again, Deep 13 reappears on the screen.)

[Dr F] - (Off camera) Frank?

[Frank] - (Off camera) Mm-Hm?

[Dr F] - (Off camera) What are you doing?

[Frank] - (Off camera) I was just... getting a... piece of... water.

[Dr F] - (Off camera) A piece of water?

[Frank] - (Off camera) I mean a... glass of.. cake.

[Dr F] - Come here. ([Frank] - I mean, a...) Come here. ([Frank] - I mean, a...) Come here. Let me show you something. (Drags Frank back out to the keyboard by his ear)

[Frank] - I mean... Ohhhhhh! ([Dr F] - Right there!) (Pushes the button)



(The screen shrinks and the credits and end theme music begin to roll. Moments later, Again, Deep 13 reappears on the screen.)

[Dr F] - Well, that's it, Frank! We're licked!

[Frank] - Dr Forrester, I've known you to be many things before. But I've never known you to be a quitter!

[Frank] - Are you going to give up now? Don't quit. LIVE, DAMN IT! LIVE!!!!

[Dr F] - (Stands, thinking about his problem, and what he should do.)

[Dr F] - Oh, I remember. ALT-Fn-7.

(Finally, the end credits roll to completion!)

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